Grizzle

So I dont know how or why but I am on some sort of mailing list for Camel cigarettes. Even when I did smoke, I never smoked Camels...

Anyway, I got some pretty crazy coupons in the mail for $35 off a carton, $4 off a pack, and some others. If you smoke Camels, or know someone who does, just let me know and Ill give you the coupons. I certainly dont need them.

So I'm sitting here in class listening to a woman ramble on about merchandising an guerilla marketing...

I have 2 semesters left until I have the 72 credits I need for my degree. I wonder what I'm going to do with it...

I'm going to apply to be a Nassau County Cop. I already aced the State Trooper exam but they don't pay enough. Being a cop is an easy way out but I think going on in retail is just too exhausting.

Oh well. Worst case scenario I'll have lots of get out of jail free cards for my friends.

Cheers.

My life is so busy I never even log on here anymore. I think that my abscense from Livejournal probably mirrors my abscense in some of my friend's lives.

I have more responsibilities then ever and while I am happier then I have ever been, I miss a lot of the things I used to do in my free time. More important then missing the events, I miss the friends I used to go with.

I guess I have moved into the world I see my parents live in a little earlier then I would have liked to. Especially since the planned time for that move was never. I remember the reason I didn't stay enrolled full time in college was to avoid the rat race, but it seems I wound up right in the mix despite my best efforts.

My apologies.

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I was cruisin down the Sagtikos Parkway, right by drk's house this morning at 9:00am exactly. There was traffic up ahead so we slowed and came to a stop with tons of cars in front of us...

BAM!!! A 93 Toyota Camry slams into the back of my car at ~55-60mph.

Above the sound of the crash I could hear myself grunt from the impact. Luckily, Krystal and I were both wearing seatbelts... Krystal smashed her face on the helmet she had in her lap and suffered cervical strain and a contusion. We were both treated and released from the hospital after 2 hours or so.

The lady that hit us was 7 months pregnant, but I didnt ask about her condition. I cant imagine what was going on in her head and while I hope her unborn child is alright, Im already looking forward to suing her pants off in court.

The car was 3 weeks old, btw.

Just in case I havent shown you enough pictures already.

Do A Capt: i got my midterm back in human sexuality last nite
Do A Capt: it was open textbook, open notebook midterm
Do A Capt: and i finished it in 12 minutes
Do A Capt: all scantron
Do A Capt: so i got the test back
Do A Capt: and i had a 94
Do A Capt: but i shoulda gotten a 92
Do A Capt: so i ask the prof after class if the test was curver
Do A Capt: curved
Do A Capt: and hes like 'yeah but one person got a 98, so only by 2 points'
Do A Capt: and im like 'ok, np'
Do A Capt: then he mentions
Do A Capt: 'thats a pretty good grade, one person in here got a 54'
Do A Capt: 54
Do A Capt: on an open textbook, open notebook midterm
Do A Capt: all scantron
Do A Capt: 54
philski11: HAHAHAHAHAHA
philski11: u goto a community college

god i love seltzer water!

its soooooo gooooood!

i cant describe the joy i feel every day when groups of retarded people come to the mall to eat lunch.
they love to come over and play with the demos even though theyre clueless as to what theyre doing.
they love to drool all over the keyboards, mouses, printers, you name it.
i love to fantasize about sticking them all in a giant gas chamber.

the worst part of it is: as they run around causing a panic in the mall, their "nurses" are shopping in Forever21 for some jeans, leaving the retards unsupervised. its a lose/lose situation for me and the retards.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060207/D8FK43MG0.html

not sure how long that technology will take to translate off of servers and into home pc's, but either way lets hope its not another IBM fuckup.